2005-06-08 Wed
噂には聞いていましたが、すごい破壊力です。
さぁホロウェイ・ショーのスタートです。（２部の監督はこんなんばっかかよ）
祝辞
ユニフォームのズボンについて
「Ugly as hell」ほんとそのまんま。
トニー・ブレア発言
チェスターフィールド相手に辛勝した後のコメント
どういう例えだ、をい
ミルウォール監督就任噂が立った時
Skyテレビの放送が増えたことで選手はどうかわったか
選手の首切りについてどう思うか尋ねられ
シェフィールド・ウェンズデイに勝ち昇格を決め
トランメアに負け更に退場になり
そんでそのAnger Management Classesに出席して
原文は以下ナリよ。
On celebrating:
I rung Kenny Jackett straight away to congratulate him on getting Swansea
promoted and he said "I'm waiting to get my goalie out of jail". You can't
even celebrate these days, can you?
On football shorts:
I tell you another crazy, crazy, crazy rule. We want women to come to
football don't we? I think they're bloody pretty - a damn sight prettier
than any bloke I've seen.
You talk to women about footballers and what do they like - they like legs
and our shorts are getting longer. We should go back to the days when half
your a*** was hanging out.
I can't believe those shorts are that long!
Why can't you let players lift up their shirts? Who is it disrespecting?
What's wrong with letting a load of young ladies see a good-looking lad take
his shirt off?
They'd have to watch other teams, though - because my team is as ugly as
hell.
On the reporter who claimed QPR defender Danny Shittu would be sold:
Whoever that was, I'd like to pull his pants down and slap him on the a***
like I used to do to my kids. Apparently I'm not even allowed to do that any
more otherwise I'll have the health and safety on to me giving it the old
'hello'.
The world's gone mad. Tony Blair won the election, so why's he gotta resign?
I think the Conservative fella should. If he couldn't win an election with a
failing government, or a flailing government, what's the matter with him?
Get out you ain't no good. I know we're not talking football...we are,
aren't we?
Some of his classics:
After the "ugly" win against Chesterfield:
"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're
looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking
and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been
not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't
the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and
very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"
On being linked with the Millwall job:
"Do you believe everything you read in the Sun? They've got some nice tits
in that paper"
On Ollyisms:
"I got them from my father who had more sayings than you can hang
your hat on!"
On the club's potential:
"I call us the Orange club - because our future's bright!"
On the club's financial position:
'It's like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt
and black tie where I've had to flash my white light every now and again to
erase some memories, but I feel we've got hold of the galaxy now......it's
in our hands.''
On the effect Sky TV camera's would have on our players:
"Well a few of them have had their hair done".
On playing defensive players in midfield
"It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you
haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place,
otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play!"
On the good fortune the club has enjoyed of late:
"It's as if we've picked up the Titanic from the bottom of the ocean, turned
it round and pointed it in the right direction".
On Richard Langley's rehabilitation:
'He's been out for a year and Richard Langley is still six months away from
being Richard Langley and I could do with a fully fit Richard Langley.'
On staying at Loftus Road:
"This is our cave, and I like living in it."
On axing players from the squad:
"When the water stands still in the pond, it starts to stink."
On helping Doudou's homesickness:
"What we've all got to do is pick him up, slap him around and make him feel
welcome."
"Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark."
QPR boss Ian Holloway ensures the daft quotes of the year title is as good
as his following his side's promotion-winning victory at Sheffield Wednesday
"I had finished all the anger management lessons but I might get on the
phone and book a few more!"
QPR manager Ian Holloway after getting sent off against Tranmere.
"I'm the only person getting angry at the anger management guy!"
QPR boss Ian Holloway on his anger management classes.
さぁホロウェイ・ショーのスタートです。（２部の監督はこんなんばっかかよ）
- 「（スワンジーが昇格決めた時）俺は昇格した直後にすぐ
スワンジーのケニー・ジャケットに電話してスワンジー昇格おめでとうって
言ったらさ、
『すまん今
うちのキーパーが刑務所から出てくるのを待ってる所なんだけど』
って言われちまったよ。
最近、ほんとに世知辛い世の中だよね。お祝いも言えなくなっちまうなんてさ」
注：Bury戦で昇格を決めたスワンジー、試合直後にGKはスワンジーサポを煽り、スワンジーサポ大乱入して重傷者を出す大騒ぎ。煽ったカドで即逮捕になってました。
- 「ちょっとえらくヘンなコト言っていいか？フットボールには
女性が必要だと思わないか？だってちょーカワイイよなぁ。姉ちゃん達って、ヤローなんかより余程いい眺めだよなぁ。
んで女性とフットボール選手のどこが好きかって話したらさ、短パンから足が見えるのがいいらしいんだよ、女性にとって。
そんじゃ、なんで最近のボトムは長くなってんだよヲイ。
もうこれは、昔の半ケツ寸前時代の長さまで戻すべきだと思うよ！
なんであんなボトムが長いのか俺は理解に苦しむね！
で何で選手達がシャツをまくったらいけないんだ？
どうしてシャツ脱ぐとけしからんってことになるわけだ？
イケメンの選手達にばしばし脱がせりゃ山ほど姉ちゃん達呼べるぞ。
なんでそれがダメなんだ？
しかし待てよ、うちには一つ問題があるんだった。
うちの選手どもはみんな地獄のようにブサイクだった！！
あぁそれが認められても姉ちゃん達はきっと他のクラブ見に行っちまってうちには来ないだろうなぁ」
「Ugly as hell」ほんとそのまんま。
- 「あぁくそお世の中狂ってるぜ。トニー・ブレア勝っちまったぜ。
勝っちまったら絶対辞めねぇよなぁ。俺はあの保守野郎は辞めるべきだと
思うんだけど。傾いた政府だかなんだかで選挙勝とうが
勝つまいがヤツは痛くも痒くもないだろうし、
ただ力不足だから今すぐやめろってんだ。
あれフットボールの話しに来てたんだっけ？」
- 「紳士的な比喩を使わせてもらおうかね。
たとえば、若い娘を求めて夜遊びに出て、一人お持ち帰りできたと。
ある時の釣果は良かったが、そうでない時もある。
今日のパフォーマンスは、あまり上玉でないが、
とりあえず姉ちゃんゲットでタクシーには乗せたと。
しかしよくよく観るとイケてない。萎えたので彼女の家にお送りすることにした。
だが彼女はとても喜んで、ありがとう、さぁコーヒーでも飲んでいかない？
ってことに落ち着いたって感じかな」
どういう例えだ、をい
- 「君はサンに載ってることなら何でも信じる人なのか？
サンにゃおっぱいが載ってんだよ(tits：くだらないことの意味もあり、
ページ３とかけている）」
- 「毛繕いしてくる選手が増えたなぁ」
- 「池の水って流さないと濁るんだよ」
- 「どんな犬っころにだってイケてる日ってのはあるもんだ。
今日がそういう
ワンワン・デー(woof day)だ。吠えまくってやるぜー！！」
- 「怒りをコントロールするための授業（Anger Management lessons)
は終わったはずなんだけど、
これからまた２、３、予約しとくわ！」
- 「授業中に怒ったのは俺だけだったそうだよ！」
原文は以下ナリよ。
On celebrating:
I rung Kenny Jackett straight away to congratulate him on getting Swansea
promoted and he said "I'm waiting to get my goalie out of jail". You can't
even celebrate these days, can you?
On football shorts:
I tell you another crazy, crazy, crazy rule. We want women to come to
football don't we? I think they're bloody pretty - a damn sight prettier
than any bloke I've seen.
You talk to women about footballers and what do they like - they like legs
and our shorts are getting longer. We should go back to the days when half
your a*** was hanging out.
I can't believe those shorts are that long!
Why can't you let players lift up their shirts? Who is it disrespecting?
What's wrong with letting a load of young ladies see a good-looking lad take
his shirt off?
They'd have to watch other teams, though - because my team is as ugly as
hell.
On the reporter who claimed QPR defender Danny Shittu would be sold:
Whoever that was, I'd like to pull his pants down and slap him on the a***
like I used to do to my kids. Apparently I'm not even allowed to do that any
more otherwise I'll have the health and safety on to me giving it the old
'hello'.
The world's gone mad. Tony Blair won the election, so why's he gotta resign?
I think the Conservative fella should. If he couldn't win an election with a
failing government, or a flailing government, what's the matter with him?
Get out you ain't no good. I know we're not talking football...we are,
aren't we?
Some of his classics:
After the "ugly" win against Chesterfield:
"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're
looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking
and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been
not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren't
the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and
very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"
On being linked with the Millwall job:
"Do you believe everything you read in the Sun? They've got some nice tits
in that paper"
On Ollyisms:
"I got them from my father who had more sayings than you can hang
your hat on!"
On the club's potential:
"I call us the Orange club - because our future's bright!"
On the club's financial position:
'It's like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt
and black tie where I've had to flash my white light every now and again to
erase some memories, but I feel we've got hold of the galaxy now......it's
in our hands.''
On the effect Sky TV camera's would have on our players:
"Well a few of them have had their hair done".
On playing defensive players in midfield
"It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you
haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place,
otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play!"
On the good fortune the club has enjoyed of late:
"It's as if we've picked up the Titanic from the bottom of the ocean, turned
it round and pointed it in the right direction".
On Richard Langley's rehabilitation:
'He's been out for a year and Richard Langley is still six months away from
being Richard Langley and I could do with a fully fit Richard Langley.'
On staying at Loftus Road:
"This is our cave, and I like living in it."
On axing players from the squad:
"When the water stands still in the pond, it starts to stink."
On helping Doudou's homesickness:
"What we've all got to do is pick him up, slap him around and make him feel
welcome."
"Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark."
QPR boss Ian Holloway ensures the daft quotes of the year title is as good
as his following his side's promotion-winning victory at Sheffield Wednesday
"I had finished all the anger management lessons but I might get on the
phone and book a few more!"
QPR manager Ian Holloway after getting sent off against Tranmere.
"I'm the only person getting angry at the anger management guy!"
QPR boss Ian Holloway on his anger management classes.
